M.A.E;

Melissa(MEL). 20, family, big sister, and lover to my darling Ryan, spoiling my GSD Samantha is my hobby. Open minded and big hearted.

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

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Dedications | Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

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if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

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ojouu:

Sailor Moon Jumpers from Spreepicky!! || Enter “ojouu" at checkout for a special discount!!

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naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

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“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

—   the greatest thing i have ever read (via astronomized)

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Mewtwo:

i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

Mew:

mew

request (x)

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“Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.”

—   (via lykereally)

Yup

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“Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.”

—   (via soulsscrawl)

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Guy on train:

I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me:

*turns up music*

Guy:

I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me:

*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy:

Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy:

Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door:

Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy:

Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady:

*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me:

Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop:

I can make that happen.

Guy:

Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop:

And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train:

*applauds*

disgustinghuman:

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

birds are best

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